Ya Boy Kongming!
Kongming reborn in modern Japan, using his Three Kingdoms schemes to help an aspiring singer make it. Pure fun — and you can't help admiring his genius all over again.
2022 · Comedy / Music · Ryo Ogawa & Yuto Yotsuba · Netflix
"I once made a wish: that in my next life, I'd be reborn into a peaceful world where there's no need to fight to the death."
Setting the scene
Big Liu-Mang fan that I am, one recommendation from him and I sped right over. It's an anime where Kongming uses his various brilliant Three Kingdoms schemes to help an aspiring singer with real talent make it big — super fun plot!! A light little piece; watch it for a laugh when you're bored, and of course you can't help but admire Zhuge Kongming's genius~
A few (few, few) thoughts
For plot's sake, Kongming is reincarnated into an open-minded modern world — and right next to China, in Japan (during Halloween cosplay, no less). Anyone who's studied history surely knows this figure (besides, he really is the genuine article).
Praise be to my great Zhuge Kongming. Setting aside these convenient premises, this show really does render Kongming's genius in a very modern way. His methods don't always show results at first, and he's often doubted along the way, but in the end they speak for themselves through sheer merit — leaving you in awe of his cunning, his uncanny foresight, his impossibly thorough thinking. It made me think of that classic line: "Let the bullets fly a while." Admiration, admiration, and more admiration.
If Kongming could be my own strategist, the peace of mind would be like — even if the apocalypse were minutes away, he'd surely think up some satisfying way out. Seeing someone this capable also makes me wonder: do I want someone like Kongming beside me, or to become that reassuring presence in others' eyes? A question still worth pondering 💭
About the animation. A slight pity: in the singers' performance scenes, the animation and voicework feel a touch out of sync (though I don't know animation production, so I really can't tell where the problem lies 🤔). And Japanese songs with no subtitles left me clueless about what they were singing, so helpless 😵💫
I'm still more used to calling him Zhuge Liang or Zhuge Kongming — suddenly going "Kongming, Kongming" feels a million kinds of unfamiliar 🤣. Aside: as a kid one PS4 game I played was Dynasty Warriors, pretty fun! I remember I used Lü Bu most; if it were now, I might use Zhuge Kongming instead (?).
The last few episodes reminded me of the singer Kimberley Chen — packaged at first by her company as a sugary sweetheart ("Love You," I adore it), but that wasn't really her; after joining a new label her style did a 180. I'm so happy to see her start being herself; some interviews are so blunt they won me over, hahaha 😆. In the end, I truly hope every singer who loves to sing gets to spend their whole life singing only the songs they love.
Bits I jotted down
- Modern times' great tolerance for the unusual is a blessing — Kongming dressed as Kongming is taken for a coser; his archaic speech, having substance, doesn't get him branded a weirdo, and he even gets work and walks the streets freely. Decades ago he'd probably have been bullied to death.
- "The Stone Sentinel Maze" — knowing this formation needs just the right weather and terrain; once a strong wind blows into the stone array it creates ghost-wail sounds. I think Kongming seized on human fear — once fear arises, the chaos of the mind interrupts the brain's workings.
- Making something from nothing.
- Kongming's adaptability is so strong I first thought he'd thrive in any era — but then, dropped into a more conservative, closed place, like early Europe, he might've been hunted as a witch (they wouldn't have known who he was).
Some lines I loved:
"Talent isn't inborn — it's mastered through learning."
"I've seen too many lives lost on the battlefield before they could even say what they wanted to. Direct opinions, honest thoughts — you have to say them while you still can."
"Do well the things you're capable of."
"From now on I'll continue, as your strategist, to build the dream alongside you." / "Yes — let's walk on together, all the way to the end of the road to our dream."
派對咖孔明
孔明轉世到現代日本,用三國時代的高明計謀幫助想成名的實力歌手。輕鬆有趣,又讓人不得不佩服他的聰明才智。
2022|喜劇 音樂|小川亮 四葉夕卜|Netflix
「我曾許過願,希望下一次人生,能在無需拼個你死我活的和平世界轉世重生。」
前情提要
劉芒腦粉如我,一看他推薦就速速來看了。是部孔明利用他在三國時代的各種高明計謀成功的幫助想要成名的實力歌手的動畫,劇情十分有趣!!算是輕鬆小品,無聊時可以看這部笑一笑,當然真的讓人不得不佩服諸葛孔明的聰明才智啊~!
小小小感想
劇情需要的關係,把孔明轉世到一個思想開放的現代世界,而且還是中國旁邊的日本(當時還在萬聖節cosplay),想必如果有讀過歷史的人都曉得這號人物吧(況且他真的是本尊)。
讚嘆我大諸葛孔明。 先撇除這些優越的設定,不得不說這部真的把孔明的聰明才智用很現代的方式表現出來,這些方法不一定在一開始就看得到效果,過程中也時常被質疑,但到後來卻都能憑實力說話,讓人驚嘆他的老謀深算、料事如神,思想周全到一個不行,而這也讓我想到經典台詞:「讓子彈飛一會兒。」真的佩服佩服再佩服。
如果能讓孔明當自己的軍師,這個安心程度大概是就算等等就要世界末日了,他也一定能想出什麼痛快的屎法那種吧。而看到如此能幹的人也不禁讓我想:是想要身邊有像孔明這樣子的人,還是自己成為在別人眼中這樣安心的存在呢?我想這個問題還有待思考💭
關於動畫。 有點可惜的是歌手表演的部分,動畫跟配音有一種搭不太上的感覺(但我對動畫製作不熟還真的不知道問題出在哪裡🤔)。然後唱日文歌沒有字幕根本不知道他們在唱什麼,超無助😵💫。我還是比較習慣叫他諸葛亮或諸葛孔明耶?突然叫孔明孔明真的一百萬個不習慣🤣。題外話,小時候玩ps4其中一個遊戲就是三國無雙,蠻好玩的!還記得我裡面最常用的是呂布,但如果是現在,我可能會用諸葛孔明了(?
最後幾集 讓我想到歌手陳芳語,一開始也是被公司包裝成甜到生螞蟻的甜心(「愛你」我超愛)但其實這根本不是真的他,後來加盟新公司之後,類型整個180度大轉變,很開心看到他開始如此做自己,某些訪談真的直接到被圈粉哈哈😆。最後真心希望所有熱愛唱歌的歌手,都可以一輩子只唱自己熱愛的歌。
隨手筆記
- 幸好在現代對不太一樣的人有著很大的寬容度,孔明打扮成孔明會被當成coser,說話方式雖然文謅謅,但因為言之有物,也不會被當成怪人,還能獲得工作跟在大街上自由行走,如果發生在幾十年前,他恐怕被霸凌的要死吧?
- 石兵八陣:得知此陣之原理需要有恰巧的天氣、配合地形,一旦大風吹入石陣中,就會形成類似鬼哭神號的聲音,我想孔明是抓住人性的恐懼了吧,畢竟人一旦心生恐懼,混亂的思緒就會開始打斷腦袋的運轉。
- 無中生有。
- 覺得孔明的適應能力好強,一開始覺得把他丟到什麼時代應該都能過得很好,但後來想想,如果把他丟到早期思想較為保守封閉的地方,例如歐洲?他可能會被當成女巫被獵殺吧?
一些我很喜歡的台詞:
「才能不是與生俱來的,而是透過學習掌握的。」
「連想說的話都沒能說出口,就在戰場上逝去,這樣的生命我看多了,直接的意見、坦率的感想,必須在能夠的時候說出口。」
「幹好能幹的事。」
「今後我將繼續以軍師的身分,與你一同築夢。」/「好的,一起走吧!直到夢想之路的終點。」